hankgreensmoustache:

today in class we were reading whitman and my professor said “i want you to pay attention to the homosexual subtext in this section and highlight where you think it’s the most prominent” and i just

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MY TIME HAS COME


mirahxox:

Always reblog. Always.


Kat Dennings’ Lipton Tea Ad [X]


sidhwen:

starkmuffin:

#somewhere in the world jude law is crying

I think he’s moved on:

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#SHOULD’VE PUT A RING ON IT, RDJ



catholicnun:

lesterbangs73:

i made soy milk ^_^

I dont think that’s how it’s made


radotsuki:

do you ever like have a name totally ruined for you because you knew some asshole with that name and now no matter the person’s own virtues they have to get over this huge hurdle which is their name


meatjacking:

2011 tumblr was a fuckig awful experience


chekhov:

That’s sociopathic


Just watched Winter Soldier

excellentandelementary:

That movie was pretty intense for two 95-year-olds trying to kill each other.


reitone:

reitone:

french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

this pun was wasted on you all


christie19:

So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.



thelilnan:

ambiants:

ambiants:

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

tequila mockingbird

also Ernest Hemmingway but that’s beside the point