Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want

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fatkidinmath:

im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

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unregardless:

hey yo

be nice to people

bc most people are already sad so like

why be mean

casual-geek:

doctordonna10:

if disney can do this

THEN WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SUPERWHOLOCK SPECIAL

but think of the DEATHS, THE DEATHS

timey-wimey-detector-ding:

castielisinmyboot:

fuckwooper:

money is so stupid and unnecessary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper

I’m pretty sure the reason why is because we live on a rock and paper beats rock.

oh my god

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purpleblimp:

“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”

woah

really

are you serious

wow i

i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul

thesickestjokes:

To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.

On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches.

HAPPY 38th BIRTHDAY, HUGH DANCY! 

(Source: grahamsalana)

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

_{“Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.”                                -Charles Chaplin}

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coolcat101s:

thathilariousasian:

this is my principal’s signature

Fish

startwerked:

I FEEL THIS GOES QUITE PERFECTLY WITH MY BLOG

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lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

tits4twats:

sleeplessnightsofthinking:

There are tears streaming down my face right now. I just can’t.

I have been waiting for this post my entire life

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bakerstreetbabes:

sidhwen:

myrddinmata-druidofthefandoms:

trashyfiction:

thescienceofjohnlock:

“And exactly how many times did he fall out of the window?”

“It was all a bit of a blur detective inspector, I lost count.”

so this gets treated rather casually with a few jokes in canon. But can I just put it out there that /Sherlock is fucking terrifying/

You DO NOT fuck with Mrs. Hudson. Sherlock will go Moriarty-mode on you.

Sherlock will go Moriarty on you.

This is actually scarily accurate. it highlights how similar Sherlock and Moriarty are, in a way. They can both be inhumane, brutal. Only in Sherlock’s case it’s out of love (“inhumanity out of humanity”) while for Moriarty it’s perverse entertainment.

Yurp.

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