Great Dane is Stuck in the Tub
"Is this a bathtub? Should I get out of it? Maybe it would be better if I stayed here? What is the meaning of a bathtub? What is the bathtub of a meaning? How would I even get out if I wanted to? Do I even want to? To bathtub or not to bathtub? Horatio, help!"
"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
- the ones who are basically your friends and you can tell them anything
- The ones who seem to hate teenagers and teaching and JFC why did they choose to do this for a living
- the ones that are really nice but just suck at teaching and you never really learn anything in that class
- the dorky one that never gets mad just gives you that long “I’m dissapointed in you look”
- the ones that teach no matter whats going on in the class